Green tea, green tea,
It’s super stuff you see,
It full of things like …
O wait a minute I need a wee!
Green tea, green tea,
It’s a marvelous sustaining brew,
So good for you its …
Hang on a minute I need the loo!
Green tea, green tea,
Let us not forget,
It’s goodness is due to ..
Where is the nearest toilet?
(30/8/09)