Wotz goin’ on?
‘Ere wotz goin’ on?
Wotz all the noise and wotz all the fuss?
Wotz all the racket and all the hubbub?
There’s some funny business and maybe hi-jinks,
There’s something not right and something that stinks?
Wotz goin’ on?
‘Ere wotz goin’ on?
Wotz all the shenanigins and all this horseplay?
Wotz all the pranks, wotz happin’ today?
Wotz all the mischief and tomfollery,
Looks like some monkey business to me?
Wotz goin’ on?
‘Ere wotz goin’ on?
It just does my ‘ead in and I’ll get in a lather?
With all of this messing about and palaver,
And why am I left out of all of this stuff,
I’m telling you, I’ve just about had enough.
Wotz goin’ on?
‘Ere wotz goin’ on?
