My telly’s bigger than your telly.
No it isn’t, yes it is.
My telly at home is the size of the wall,
My telly is well over six feet tall,
My telly is bigger than a bus,
It’s well over fifty feet plus,
Well my telly’s the size of a football stadium,
Its bigger than the school gymnasium,
My telly’s so big it can be seen from space.
It’s bigger than the whole human race.
Well, I’ve got more tellies than you.
No you haven’t, yes I have.
I’ve got two in the hall and three in the front room,
Four on the stairs and five in each bedroom,
I’ve got six on the ceiling and seven on the floor,
And at least two or eight on every door.
I’ve got thirteen in each cupboard and ten in the loo,
And thirty in the fridge and in the freezer too.
Well I’ve got twenty in the cellar and forty on the roof,
And two hundred in the garden that are waterproof.
Well I watch more telly than you.
No you don’t, yes I do.
I watch it every morning till late at night,
I watch until I start to lose my eyesight,
I watch it from yesterday until tomorrow,
I watch in a language I can’t even follow,
I watch every repeat until I go bananas,
I watch it when I’m in in bed, in my pajamas,
I watch so much telly my brain’s turned to mush,
Do you think that I watch my telly too much?
